They’ll Never Be Another Actor/Comic Like ‘Gilbert’

The first time I think I saw Gilbert Gottfried was in a movie released in 1985 called Bad Medicine. He was in a small supporting role as a Tony Sandoval, the weasally assitant to Dr. Ramon Madera (Alan Arkin) in the medical comedy, which also starred Steve Gutenberg, Julie Hagerty and Curtis Armstrong. The movieContinue reading “They’ll Never Be Another Actor/Comic Like ‘Gilbert’”

‘Caddyshack’ Is Still Alright

While the Masters have come and gone in Augusta, Ga. as of this posting with the winner being Scott Scheffler, it’s hard to watch Caddyshack and even think about the Masters the same way again. The winner in my mind will also be Carl Spackler (Bill Murray), the grizzled but not too bright assistant greenskeeperContinue reading “‘Caddyshack’ Is Still Alright”

How ‘April Fool’s Day’ Divided Horror Fans Forever

PLEASE NOTE: This post contains many spoilers. If you haven’t seen this movie, please do not read any further. This is also the 1986 American movie not the 1986 British slasher horror movie Slaughter High also titled April Fool’s Day in some markets. A movie like April Fool’s Day reminds me of the line fromContinue reading “How ‘April Fool’s Day’ Divided Horror Fans Forever”

‘Color Of Night’ Set The Tone For Bruce Willis’ Career

With the recent announcement that Bruce Willis has been diagnosed with aphasia, he is set to retire. Last year, he released seven movies, all of which didn’t get good reviews and most of them went to video on demand. It seems for the past 10 years, Willis was just making these movies only for theContinue reading “‘Color Of Night’ Set The Tone For Bruce Willis’ Career”

‘The VelociPastor’ Is The Movie We Need Right Now

If you have access to Amazon Prime or at least Tubi, you should check out The VelociPastor, a low-budget action comedy horror that needs to be seen. Edward D. Wood Jr. would’ve made a movie like this back in the day. The movie starts out within the first few minutes of showing how cheap itContinue reading “‘The VelociPastor’ Is The Movie We Need Right Now”

The Oscars (And Movies) Are Stuck In Arrested Development

Why do people hate the Oscars? Can someone identify all the gunmen aiming their weapons at people’s heads forcing them to watch the Oscars? The reason people don’t watch the Oscars anymore is because a lot of Millennials and Gen Xers don’t have access to cable/satellite TV. And they’re not going to pay the $65Continue reading “The Oscars (And Movies) Are Stuck In Arrested Development”

‘Ghostbusters’ Franchise Still Has Life In It Which Is Both Good And Bad

Okay, I’m going to be brutally honest and frank, the 2016 Ghostbusters was awful. But not for the reason that it changed them to all women. The fact that they even tried to reboot it at all was a huge mistake. There’s some things you just don’t mess with. I was on board and willingContinue reading “‘Ghostbusters’ Franchise Still Has Life In It Which Is Both Good And Bad”

‘House Of Gucci’ Needs Major Renovations

Lady Gaga’s performance as Patrizia Reggiani is the thread that keeps a movie like House of Gucci watchable which at two and a half hours lags a lot before it finally falls under its own shoddy building materials. If there is one good thing you can say about it, at least the streaming services andContinue reading “‘House Of Gucci’ Needs Major Renovations”

‘Basic Instinct’ Examines America’s Love/Hate With Sex And Violence

Before Basic Instinct hit theaters on this day, March 20, 1992, it was already engulfed in so much controversy, it more or less led to the movie’s success. The plot seemed typical. On the surface it looked like another Alfred Hitchcock knock-off police procedural of a gruff and gritty cop, San Francisco detective Nick CurranContinue reading “‘Basic Instinct’ Examines America’s Love/Hate With Sex And Violence”

‘Miracle Mile’ Presents A Nightmare View Of Imminent Nuclear War

Someone one going into Miracle Mile blindly might at first think it’s a simple quirky boy-meets-girl love story movie. There is absolutely nothing within the first 20 minutes that foreshadows the thrilling majority of the movie. This makes the movie more disturbing how normal everyday events can turn into chaos so fast and unexpected. ForContinue reading “‘Miracle Mile’ Presents A Nightmare View Of Imminent Nuclear War”