If that Winnie the Pooh as a serial killer movie was able to produce a sequel, then some genius thought audiences would want to see someone kill people while wearing a Mickey Mouse mask. But it’s supposed to be the Mickey Mouse from “Steamboat Willie” which fell into public domain as of Jan. 1 of this year.
The movie is stupid. I mean, I just explain the whole plot in the paragraph above. None of the characters are memorable and they basically keep saying each other’s name so we’ll remember who is who. But the kicker is no one cares.
Apparently, wearing the mask has led for the killer to have secret powers where he can transport himself. Yeah, that’s the ticket. It’s obvious the filmmaker gave zero fucks about making a movie. Simon Phillips is the writer who is also the person behind the mask. But the rest of the cast are the cardboard cut-outs of the Dead Teenager Genre.
What sucks is there’s not even groady kills in this movie. And since the movie is set in one of those indoor amusement arcades, most of the scenes are so dark, we never know what’s going on. But it doesn’t matter. Even at 80 minutes with credits and a post-credit scene, this movie would’ve been boring if he was only done as an eight-minute short.
I have a lot of issues with the Disney corporation. But a broken clock is correct twice a day. This is one of the legal cases they deserved to win. And they demanded Disney characters at a daycare center be removed.
What do you think? Please comment.
Zane Says 