I’ve lived in my house nearly 20 years. It’s right across the street from a cattle and horse ranch. I’ve smelt both bullshit and horseshit for two decades and it still smells worse coming out of Washington, D.C.
About a week ago, we thought he had died and so many people were happy. The air smelled better. Food tasted better. And I, myself, after feeling terrible all August it seemed, felt better. Now, this fucking guy is saying he wants us to send him money so he’ll get into Heaven.
And the craziest fucking part is people will do it. They gave Oral Roberts millions after the failure of the City of Faith hospital in Tulsa, now called the CityPlex Towers, or else God would call him home. God eventually did – 22 years later. Now, another huckster is saying the same thing and people will send it.
And this weekend, there was a cheesy ball held at what used to be the Rose Garden, but looks like some tacky Chamber of Commerce Banquet out of a Florida coastal town. And House Speaker Mike Johnson is now saying the motherfucker was an informant for the FBI to infiltrate Jeffrey Epstein and his sex trafficking ring. Of course, it’s hard to make sense because Johnson has Cankles McTacoTits’ dick in his mouth so much.
I mean, South Park and Saturday Night Live have their hands full. Last Week Night With Jon Oliver and The Daily Show had been on a small hiatus. They’re gonna fucking need it. This doesn’t even seem like reality anymore.
And the icing on the “Let them eat cake” moment is all these fucking farmers who spent decades voting against their best interests know saying they need government hand-outs in grand numbers. In Arkansas, a state which was once blue and supported Bill Clinton, actually elected Sarah Huckabee Sanders as its current governor.
Personally, I don’t care anymore. Banks will foreclose on farm land and corporations will buy it for pennies on the dollar. This all could’ve been prevented years ago, but people are racist and misogynistic. They had to show up the Democrats and liberals. And now, they don’t have anything but regret.
Of course, down in Florida, where Ron DeSantis wants to be the next President, they’re stopping vaccine mandates for children. And I’m all for that. Hey, I don’t care if kids get sick because I know it’ll spread. Kids don’t wash their hands unless they’re told to. They sneeze and cough all the time and they want to touch everything they can. And Covid is coming back with the Stratus variant as flu season is gearing up in the Autumn season.
Spread them germs, kiddos! Let all the older people who are the only people who can live in Florida comfortably now get sick and die. Maybe Florida will go back to being a blue state. Or maybe while Texas and Missouri and other states are gerrymandering to win seats in the 2026 elections, they’ll all be six feet under in 14 months.
I mean, I don’t care anymore. I’m almost 47. I’ll be lucky to live another 25-30 years. I want to live more comfortable rather than having some crazy motherfuckers in charge. And Chuck Schumer and needs to go too.
We need more pissed off Millennials and Gen Zers in elected offices. With all due respect to Parks and Recreation, we shouldn’t be mocking towns that elect young people as mayors but celebrating them because they’re choosing to stay to make their hometowns a better place than moving away.
Seriously, I have no reason to go back to northwest Georgia. All my friends from there are living elsewhere. All these farmers who were bequeathed their families’ farms and ranches now lamenting they want be able to leave them to their kids need to realize where they went wrong.
But they won’t. They stick their hands out and say they deserve it but others don’t.
What do you think? Please comment.
Zane Says 